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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?","punchline":"It's two-tired.","id":306}