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Athetis gluteosa is a moth of the family Noctuidae. It is found from Norway, the Netherlands, Belgium and France, through central and southern Europe to northern Turkey, Transcaucasia, southern Russia, the southern parts of the Ural, southern Siberia, the Korean Peninsula and Japan.
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