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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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