{"type":"general","setup":"Why was the developer always calm?","punchline":"Because they knew how to handle exceptions.","id":442}
{"type":"standard","title":"Joseph Blenkinsopp","displaytitle":"Joseph Blenkinsopp","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q13522452","titles":{"canonical":"Joseph_Blenkinsopp","normalized":"Joseph Blenkinsopp","display":"Joseph Blenkinsopp"},"pageid":38820790,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Josephblenkinsopp.jpg","width":282,"height":353},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Josephblenkinsopp.jpg","width":282,"height":353},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260916432","tid":"cfe001a6-b14b-11ef-8a3e-8ff7d7056857","timestamp":"2024-12-03T07:54:24Z","description":"American scholar (1927–2022)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Blenkinsopp","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Blenkinsopp?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Blenkinsopp?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joseph_Blenkinsopp"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Blenkinsopp","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Joseph_Blenkinsopp","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Blenkinsopp?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joseph_Blenkinsopp"}},"extract":"Joseph Blenkinsopp was an academic theologian and Old Testament scholar. He was the John A. O'Brien Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies in the Department of Theology at the University of Notre Dame. His research focused on the Old Testament Prophets and on the Pentateuch.","extract_html":"
Joseph Blenkinsopp was an academic theologian and Old Testament scholar. He was the John A. O'Brien Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies in the Department of Theology at the University of Notre Dame. His research focused on the Old Testament Prophets and on the Pentateuch.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?","punchline":"Frostbite.","id":232}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Henrik Koefoed","displaytitle":"Henrik Koefoed","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5916968","titles":{"canonical":"Henrik_Koefoed","normalized":"Henrik Koefoed","display":"Henrik Koefoed"},"pageid":57875632,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Liva_W_-_Henrik_Koefoed_01.jpg/330px-Liva_W_-_Henrik_Koefoed_01.jpg","width":320,"height":428},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Liva_W_-_Henrik_Koefoed_01.jpg","width":873,"height":1167},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1252481232","tid":"b54c2b37-8fbe-11ef-bc42-79eaa136968e","timestamp":"2024-10-21T15:11:12Z","description":"Danish actor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Koefoed","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Koefoed?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Koefoed?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Henrik_Koefoed"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Koefoed","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Henrik_Koefoed","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Koefoed?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Henrik_Koefoed"}},"extract":"Henrik Koefoed is a Danish actor. He has appeared in more than 60 films since 1979.","extract_html":"
Henrik Koefoed is a Danish actor. He has appeared in more than 60 films since 1979.
"}{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The p is silent.","id":309}
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Captivi is a Latin play by the early Roman playwright Titus Maccius Plautus, written circa 200 BCE. The title has been translated as The Captives or The Prisoners, and the plot focuses on slavery and prisoners of war. Although the play contains much broad humor, it is a relatively serious treatment of significant themes compared to most of Plautus’ other comedies. Plautus himself points out the d